Wednesday, February 21, 2007

Hello, My Name is Aidan F. and I'm a Swaddle-holic.

Yes, I have taken the first step today by being here at Swaddlers Anonymous (SA) by admitting that I am addicted to being swaddled to be able to go to bed. Every night, my Mommy and Daddy swaddle me right before I have to go to bed because I WILL NOT SLEEP without it! The thing is these darn monsters that come and scare me in the night. You've probably seen them before, they're about 5 to 6 inches long and on the end they have 5 smaller tenticles that move around in independent directions. There are two of them, it's weird though, one is always on my left and one is always on my right. I'll tell you, THEY ARE SCARY! Plus, during the night, they'll get moving up and down and back and forth and before you know it, one bonks me right in the head and it scares the living you know what out of me! But when I'm swaddled, the monsters never come, it's like they are pinned down or something. Anyways, I don't know if I can beat this addiction, those monsters are just too much for me. I had Daddy take a picture of me this morning at 3AM to show you that when I'm swaddled, there are no monsters. To all my friends and family out there....be careful, you never know when your two monsters will get you in the night.....so I suggest you stay swaddled.



See...no monsters!

Signed from Swaddler's Anonymous,

Aidan F.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh my! This is the funniest thing I've read yet...Tyler, I think you have missed your calling! A comedian is where you need to be :)
Little A looks so cute all bundled up...it won't be long though and he will start moving around in the pack and play enough that you will need to put him in his "big boy bed"...Let's hope he starts to sleep through the night before that happens! Have a wonderful, snuggly day!

Love,
Mom

Us! said...

I can't take all the credit, Emmy and I talked it through last night at his 2AM feeding....being sleep deprived that early in the morning can be such an inspiration! I do love this post though...probably one of my favs (along with his Valentine's Day card!)
Have a great day!
Ty

Anonymous said...

Ok so I'm going to admit... I had no idea what you were talking about, I thought you meant there were bugs in his bed haha... now I get you were talking about his hands!! Too funny... what can I say, I'm blond! Anyways, give lots of hugs and kisses to Baby A from Aunt Natalie!
Have a wonderful day!
Love, Natalie

Anonymous said...

Ha, Ha Grammy didn't catch the "hands thing" either! Too funny! I read Natalie's comment and thought...wait a minute...that's what he was talking about! I thought that you just had a great imagination Tyler!!! Too funny and I'm not blonde :)

Love,
Mom

Us! said...

Come on now guys!! You're killing me here! Of course I was talking about those arms and hands! That little guy gets those things going like windmills and eventually slams himself in the head with them! Doh!